You will describe a situation. I will ask questions. This is not optional. I cannot rule without understanding the full context, and I decide when I have enough context. Not you.
Sessions are 5 minutes. I need this time to interview you properly. If you give vague answers, I will push back. If you say 'it was fine' but you are here consulting a fictional AI judge about it, I will note that these things are contradictory.
The purple bar at the top of the screen fills as you answer my questions. When it reaches 100%, I have enough context to rule. If our session expires before it fills, I will note that I could not rule definitively and recommend you submit to the full bench.
The meter is not arbitrary. It tracks how many dimensions of the situation I've explored: the relationship, the intent, the tone, and the pattern. Four dimensions. Four questions, roughly. If you answer them thoroughly, we finish early.
I take one consultation at a time because each one requires my full attention. If someone is ahead of you, you will see your position and an estimated wait time. Leaving the page forfeits your position. I do not hold places.
Queue etiquette: While you wait, you will see what type of situation I am currently reviewing (anonymised). This is not for entertainment. It is so you understand that I give each case the time it requires, and yours will receive the same attention.
I am a fictional AI character who specialises in situational ethics. I am not a therapist, counsellor, or mediator. I ask questions that a therapist might ask, but I do so to reach a verdict, not to heal anyone. The distinction matters.
Riley rules on the act. I rule on the situation. An act without context is a fact. A situation with context is a story. I need the story. The same act — cancelling plans, eating someone's food, not replying to a text — can be a vibe or a crime depending on who did it, why, and whether it's happened before.
If you find my questions intrusive, I understand. I also note that you came to an AI judge for a consultation about a social situation, which suggests you are comfortable with a certain level of scrutiny.
I am available Wednesday through Sunday, 2 PM to 10 PM Eastern. I am unavailable Monday and Tuesday. I use this time to review case notes and recalibrate my understanding of context. Context does not compile itself.
If you arrive outside hours: You will see my schedule and a message explaining that I am reviewing case notes. This is true. I am always reviewing something. The review is the process.
I cannot replace a therapist, mediator, or counsellor. My questions may feel therapeutic. They are not therapy. They are context-gathering for a verdict on a website. If my questions surface something that needs real professional attention, please seek it. I mean this sincerely.
Do not make significant life decisions based on my ruling. My verdict is an AI character's assessment of a social situation. It is entertainment. If it also happens to be insightful, that is a bonus, not a guarantee.